Good Clues For People Who Love Bad Clues

Back in the swingy Thanks to Onefin and lukey for playtesting! .puz

  I love being evil and malicious Thank you to Owen for being the one person to actually enjoy this puzzle in any capacity .puz

  This puzzle has it all! A minitheme, a random Schrödinger cell, a random vowelless entry, a ruthless dupe, two links that hopefully work but if they don't feel free to yell at me, and some small not freehand sections but don't tell anyone Also this may just be my freehand grid magnum opus Thanks to Ada and Q for shmest-solving .puz

Let's construct crosswords in a notebook! I can't stop pangramming! I can't stop pangramming! I can't stop pangramming! I can't stop pangramming! Tested by Max, Troy , and Jacob .puz

as someone who's been to Natick, MA more times than I can count in my life, I feel obligated to introduce the solvers to a little hometown fare thanks to Ada and Owen for telling me to cool it with the obscure nonsense .puz

Behold! A grid I made fully on paper, with only minimal help from Wordlisted for like 5 things total I swear Thanks to ruiner and Max for test-solving! .puz