Good Clues For People Who Love Bad Clues

So a cool thing I've been doing at my synagogue for the 4th and 5th graders I teacher's assist is running a crosswords elective, and what's neat about it is that I've gotten together some Jewish crossword constructors I know to make guest puzzles for it! Will Eisenberg's puzzle was the first week's and the kids loved it, the second week I was unprepared so we just did 6 NYT Daily Minis rapid-fire, and this past Sunday morning was a puzzle titled "Guest Puzzle" by the mysterious "Frisco17". Who could that possibly be? The kids were none the wiser, I'll tell you that much. This puzzle has one of my proudest themes, and plays pretty easy besides said theme. Best of luck! also this puzzle doubles as a birthday gift for one of my favorite Jews on the face of this earth, happy 18th eva!!!! :D .puz

content warning: features gen-z bullshit, dunches, Spanish, homophone clues that exclusively spite Australians and the British, a clue that was ghost-written by juff, a clue that was ghost-written by Pixlate, a clue that full-on yells at old people, a clue that references a New England supermarket chain, a clue that references a Christian rock band but indirectly, fish fights, The New York Times' Connections, and a one-dimensional variety cryptic theme playtested by Pix and skald .ipuz Hints Document